Posts Tagged ‘instant messaging’

Qr Office IMs or The Evolution Of An Idea

Thursday, February 8th, 2007

Eric Bogs [Publisher]: I have high standards
Kevin Joffré [Editor in Chief]: You have NO standards
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: that’s what makes you Eric Bogs
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: for chrissakes
ERIC BOGS: i have MANY standards, get it right
ERIC BOGS: “well, he may have acne and bad breath — but he IS french”
ERIC BOGS: or
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I would say the phrase: “Eric has multple standards” is correct
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: “high standards?” no way
ERIC BOGS: hahahha
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: like “two legs”
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: and “at least an eye”
ERIC BOGS: hahahah
ERIC BOGS: we’ll have to compare notes sometime
ERIC BOGS: what’s the card game? Magic?
ERIC BOGS: we’ll play that but with photos of our exes
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: You’re on motherfucker
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I do aryans so I have the purity of race benefit
ERIC BOGS: “His six pack trumps your baby blue eyes”
ERIC BOGS: hahahah
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: so would it be called
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: “Five Card Stud”
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: heyoooooooo
ERIC BOGS: hahahah
ERIC BOGS: heyooooooooooo
ERIC BOGS: lol
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I was involved with this one boy
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: he sounded like Bea Arthur
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: he was 24 years old and chain smoked
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: MAAAAAWW!!
ERIC BOGS: hahahah
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: oh i showed you the myspace pic and you said he had gay face
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: hahaha
ERIC BOGS: ok this is retarded
ERIC BOGS: i’ve gotten 19 IMs and now 4 text messages about Anna Nicole
ERIC BOGS: WHO CARES?
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: eric
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: this is the biggest news OF THE WEEK
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: the world cares
ERIC BOGS: maybe i’m just dumb
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: Anna nicole was our national treasure
ERIC BOGS: what did she do beside model a bit, marry a rich guy, and be a druggie drunk?
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: she’s our big tittied icon
ERIC BOGS: i mean, that’s me in like 20 years
ERIC BOGS: hahahahah
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: well when you’re an icon and you die I will send out IMs
ERIC BOGS: ERIC BOGS IS DEAD
ERIC BOGS: has a ring to it
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I’ll remove your feeding tube
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: and hold a snickers bar to your nose
ERIC BOGS: hahahahah
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: i just got an IM from my friend who’s already bought “AnnaNicoleIsDead.com”
ERIC BOGS: genius
ERIC BOGS: sort of
ERIC BOGS: i’d go for something catchy
ERIC BOGS: AnnaAnnaAnnaNicole.com
ERIC BOGS: or AnnaNicoleIsAlive.com
ERIC BOGS: AnnaNicoleLIVES.com
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I like that
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: TrimspaKills
ERIC BOGS: awwwwwwww
ERIC BOGS: AnnaNicoleInPurgatory.com
ERIC BOGS: with a flash movie
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: that idea is as gay as your face
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: hahaha
ERIC BOGS: ooh new idea
ERIC BOGS: instead of “hot or not”
ERIC BOGS: “gay or not”
ERIC BOGS: to see how gay your gay face is
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I like that
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: measure your gay face
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: i think your face becomes gayer as you age
ERIC BOGS: i’d say you and i are about a 6 on the gay face scale
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: HAHA
KEVIN JOFFRÉ: I’m a 6??

Just for the record, I believe I’m a 3-4 on the gayface scale.
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Notes

Homophobic Snickers Commercial - I don’t care that Snickers was “pressured” into removing this commercial, what I think is important is that everyone now recognizes this as homophobia. I make out with boys using Butterfinger chocolate bars made by Nestle Inc. anyway!

MMmmhmmm Butterfinger!
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