Blame It On Alcohol
Isaiah Washington of Grey’s Anatomy fame did recently meet with several gay activists to make amends for his vicious anti-gay shrapnel-like insult of one of his gay co-stars.
Being an honorable gay youth activist, of course, I was in the room when Isaiah met with GLAAD.
Ok that’s not true, I was actually at a McDonalds this morning when an insane homeless person ranted at me while I listened to my iPod. I unglued the headphones from my ears briefly enough to hear the word “faggot” escape from his lips.
Now, while I do appreciate “No Name Calling Week” and Isaiah’s heartfelt realization that namecalling is “painful and wrong,” I feel that this is just pussy-footing around the issue.
I believe Isaiah should have been dealt with the same way that I dealt with the crazy man in McDonalds, and that is to stand there as he receives an entire cup’s worth of scalding hot McDonalds coffee to the face.
I’m not advocating violence here! Just throwing this out as one strategy that quickly silenced a misguided soul.
Granted the man recovered alarmingly fast and tried to push me down some stairs with crazy strength.
Maybe GLAAD and I are going on about it the wrong way though.
Beyond hot scalding coffee to the face, my more realistic idea for dealing with Isaiah has nothing to do with public service announcements (after all this hubbub, I would suspect Isaiah hates gays even more).
If GLAAD and Isaiah want to stop bullies across the nation, then just send him to various campuses across America naked and wearing a sign reading “I’m a big fat idiot.” That way he can distract all the bullies at least for one day.
Far more effective than “the more you know” commercials.
Anyway, perv on Merlin Santa and let’s forget this ever happened:
Jesus, he’s dead now! Now I’m really bummed out. DAMN YOU ISAIAH!
Thanks to MOC Blog for the write up (and compliments). I believe this magazine will survive declining print readership because of high demand, passion from our readers/submitters, and the general interest issues we deal with….and if it doesn’t then we’ll just turn into a porn site. How’s that for honesty?
I can’t believe people are still having the GSA discussion, what type of yuppie scum is at the helm of these schools that don’t want to let them form their clubs?